You guys suck... not a lot, but a least a little

No posts.  Zero comments.

Seriously?!  I even asked questions!  This is like leaving me hanging for a high five, only worse because it's on the internet and the internet is forever...

So, are we going to blog? Or are we just going to let Sarah nag about the blog the way Jason nags us about writing sketches?  Yeah, now my indignation's in the third person, or should  I say Sarah's indignation is in the third person?  Shit.

I experimented with a few different opening posts, the first one I toyed with was a straight up mission statement.  But that felt control freaky, so I just tried to imply the point of it all with my first post.  

Cosmo's told me time and time again that men need things spelled out to them in direct language, that they're amazingly literal.  I thought it was all bullcrap, but way to prove Cosmo right Jason and Matt.  Way to prove stupid Cosmo right.

MISSION STATEMENT:

This blog is a place to talk about stuff we like and think other people, perhaps those of like-mind, may enjoy too.  We can also totally diss stuff if we want too.  "Stuff" can be defined as art, tv shows, movies, books, politics, clothing, family members, inventions, and appliances.  We can also include intangible elements such as ideas, emotions, or ghosts.

Feel free to add onto the mission statement, let's make it one of those organic ever-evolving mission statements that forward-thinking modern corporations like google are so fond of.  Just start effing posting.

ps: i still love you both.  just a little less.